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collegehumor:

Inanimate Objects Have Needs Too

We may need a cleanup in aisle 5.

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collegehumor:

Jor Jor the Dinosaur Will Be Serving You Today

Now is this customer or triassic period copy?

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Today marks the 79th Anniversary of the End Of Prohibition, so to celebrate, we’ve compiled the following list of 20 Reasons We’re Thankful For Alcohol! Get ready to get your drink on!!!

1. It Makes Family Gatherings Tolerable!
2. Wine Tastings
3. Doing a shot for each thing on the list you’re writing – WINK!!! ;)
4. Champain at new years!! Champaign. CHAMPAGNE. man sorry im typing weird it’s my phone
5. BIRTHDAY SHITS!!!! Shots. Hahahaaaa Birthday Shits?? whoupps
6. Haha starting to feel it already, especially like when I stood up just now,. Huh? Oh, reason 6? uhhh, i don’t know, Carbombs
7. U know what’s so great? wine tastings. just like, you’r out in the sun, drinmking wine with good friends, its just what is better than that??? [Keep Reading]

collegehumor:

Baby Isn’t Very Good At Skiing

But they’re really good at adorbz!

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Snowman Massacre

Calvin and Hobbes are just a little bit out of frame.

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The Best Family Portrait In History

So many wonderful questions.

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collegehumor:

Kid Destroys at Dodgeball

Never. Call. Me. Weird. Again

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collegehumor:

Another Reason Not to Pee in Public

All it takes is one drop of frat boy piss to attract a shark.

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collegehumor:

Man Far Too Excited Reading 50 Shades of Grey on Bus

Obviously he just has a thing for great narrative.

(Source: weknowmemes.com)